We don't know which of the royals got the looks, but it seems from a newspaper report this week that Prince William got the brains. It reports that he is the cleverest-ever Windsor (a little like being the most musical Scotsman in history), armed with 12 GCSEs, and "will go to Cambridge". Perhaps so, unless of course he is interviewed by a tutor who chooses to mock his accent and ask him whether he has heard of Hitler. Or what if his A levels aren't up to it?