'What strikes me as objectionable about the RAE is the atmosphere of fear and trembling that surrounds it' 28 September
'If Justinian had been right to think that buggery brought on earthquakes, you'd have been right to protest against its eventual decriminalisation' 21 September
'Smokers are subject to the sort of vilification that, in the past, usually heralded vicious oppression' 14 September
'When filling out RAE entry forms, the first question should be: Have you reproduced in the past seven years?' 24 August
'We are intending to give degrees to students who can't get a C at GCSE in maths and English. Why?' 17 August