To get my name and my salary wrong is a bit much. There is only one "f" in Ife and the £193,000 you awarded me would have been nice, but it was, in fact, the sum of my salary and my predecessor's. My cut was £161,000, as set out in King's College London's financial statements, 2003-04.
Barry Ife
Principal, Guildhall School of Music and Drama