The university soccer clubs in Edinburgh look as though they could do with Minnesota-style high-priced coaching. As of last weekend the bottom club in the Premier Division of the extremely tough Pro IV League was Edinburgh University, with a record of played nine, lost nine. Cast your eyes further down the page of the Saturday Pink and they alight on bottom spot in the First Division - Heriot-Watt, played 11, lost 11. Perhaps they should arrange a friendly to put one of them out of their misery.