We dialled Tory higher education spokesperson Chris Grayling's pager number and a recording said: "You've reached Battersea Dogs Home. To eat your dog, press 29. To shoot your dog, press 54. If you'd like to breed your dog with your cat, arrest yourself immediately." A bizarre shift in policy?
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